The Cats Movie Reviews

A Brutally Honest Review of CATS.

The cats movie reviews. Sublime music captivating dance and. As a movie Cats doesnt reach the level of suspended disbelief to be affecting or satisfying. Part vlog part review 100 fever dream.

The movie is apparently awful so awful in fact that Cats reviews have crossed over from being critical to being hilarious. Review by Brian Lowry CNN. The structure of Cats is basically a talent show for cats where the prize is a trip to the Heavyside Layer ie.

Director Tom Hoopers movie is a huge failure because hes completely abandoned the fundamentals of what made Cats a terrific show. And to cat-burgle a phrase from Eliot himself theres nothing at all to be done about that. A mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite wrote Robbie Collins a film.

This movie that has no plot its just a bunch of random cats introducing themselves. Its much better than the so called rotten rating indicates which never allows for nuance in reviews. I would pay to read a book of just Cats reviews.

I never saw the stage musical so I didnt know what I was in for. There is one good song which is the only reason the movie. A truly unforgettable disaster.

There are moments when this film seems not so much an adaptation of a nonsense classic as a horror story nearly as obscene as The Human Centipede Evening Standard. For all the flack the film is getting it should be noted that the entire cast. The horny terrifying and better than it has any right to be adaptation is something to behold.